future is fermented tee tshirt
future is fermented tee tshirt
future is fermented tee tshirt

The Future Is Fermented Unisex T-Shirt In Dark Heather Grey

The Future Is Fermented Captioned T-Shirt 

  • Super soft t-shirt with your favorite OMP caption.
  • This is a Unisex fit, which means it runs slightly narrow for men (slim); women should size down one size. 
  • 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly
  • T-shirts are by Belle + Canvas, which is committed to social and environmental responsibility: 100% No Sweatshops and Eco-Friendly.
$25.00

Our Pickle Promise

Salt Water Brine

We use a mineral-rich, pure and unrefined Mediterranean sea salt. It is non-iodized and contains no caking agents or added preservatives.

Southeast Sourced

We source most of our vegetables from local farms. That means just 1-2 days between harvest and fermentation; this preserves phytonutrients and creates a more nutritious product.

Contains No Vinegar or Sugar

Pickles containing vinegar or sugar are not lactic-acid fermented and are therefore not a probiotic, gut-healthy pickle. Period. 

Raw & Unpasteurized

Some call it ‘wild fermentation’ because it creates an abundant growth of natural, live probiotics. Pasteurization would kill these live cultures, so we don’t do it.

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Promotes a healthy gut

Prebiotic & Probiotic

Healthy Gut. Healthy Life.

3 Tips for Eating Ferments

  • Eat ferments three times a day as snacks or with meals, every day. The key is consistent introduction of outside probiotics to your resident microbiome.
  • Consume an abundant variety of different plant-based ferments. Your microbiome thrives on exposure to this diversity.
  • Eat the gut health trifecta of fiber, fat and ferments with every meal. Fiber means plants: eat lots of those. Fat enables your body to more easily absorb the rich minerals and nutrients found in ferments.

How To Enjoy

Eat ferments every day, 3 times a day, as snacks or with meals.

Breakfast

Scramble or fry up 2 - 3 whole eggs in butter, ghee or coconut oil, along with some spinach. Enjoy with kimchi or kraut on the side.

Lunch

Toss a salad with mixed greens, avocado, veggies, raw seeds and a generous pour of extra virgin olive oil. Top with a serving of kraut along with the brine, no salad dressing necessary.

Dinner

Pick your protein and saute a large portion (half a plate) of greens - kale, chard or spinach with garlic, coconut oil and sea salt. Pickle on the side.

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